10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Welcome to kicker school
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- You have to piss with the dick you have