10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Never educate a stupid poker player.