10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.