10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water