10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!