10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.