10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.