10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.