10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim