10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio