10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..