10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim