10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.