10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.