10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for loners.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- in the poker game of life women are the rake