10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fold and live to fold again
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."