10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.