10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.