10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus