10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!