10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."