10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury