10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."