10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.