10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus