10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.