10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.