10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--