10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"