10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.