10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"