10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves