10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.