10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss