10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo