10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls