10 Random Poker Quotes

"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Fish don't eat Nutz!
Poker is for fat, American losers.