10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom