10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.