10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.