10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson