10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Welcome to kicker school
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.