10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "No river, no fish."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!