10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson