10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha