10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- It's Free To Fold...