10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln