10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders