10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.