10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine